Jokes about skype dating
A: A waist of time Q: What do you call bears with no ears? A: Pencil-vania Q: Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby?
A: Supplies Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
Boy: I’m coming to see you honey, I don’t care about removal of subsidies and the high gas prices or nothing I’m coming no matter what. I’m really on my periods…just did not notice the blood…..
Girl: Awwww Okay I’m fine love,get ready baby Boy: I love you, I cant wait to see you…I’m getting ready to leave now Girl: Okay but hunny I’m on my periods, just letting you know in case…. Girl: Get your friend to take you, like he always does…. Boy: My friend has just been discharged from hospital and he has said he’s okay, he’s fine and he will take me now.
Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport? Q: What did the fashion police officer say to his sweater? A: A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows. Q: Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool? A: A Bagel Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: A Cat-astrophe Q: Why did the frog take the bus to work? Q: What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A: Bison Q: Where do Volkswagens go when they get old A: The Old Volks home! A: The drumstick Q: What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly? A: A taxi driver Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
Q: What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles? A: Put it on my bill Q: How does a squid go into battle? Q: Did the disappointed smoker get everything he wanted for Christmas? Q: What do you call the sound a dog makes when it's choking on a piece of its owner's jewelry? Q: What do you call the heavy breathing someone makes while trying to hold a yoga pose? Q: How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date? Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? A: Spring time Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? Q: What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job? A: You stay here, I'll go on a head Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? Q: What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney?